Video: Venice Bloggs Deepthroating Ryan.

If you are familiar with our blog then you know we are 100% amateur and do this out of hobby.  We’ve also learned that doing this type of thing together brings us closer together as well.  No skeletons or secret desires, no hidden flirting or crushes the other doesn’t know about.  We lay everything on the table and interact in front of the other so we can both enjoy the little compliments he or I get.

On this shoot we placed a video camera in front of my face while I wore a mask.  We also had lights on over head as well as right in front of my face.  Halfway through the shoot the camera’s battery went dead!   🙁   After the camera went dead Ryan turned me over and face fucked me on camera until he came deep in my throat, unfortunately that footage was never recorded.

We did record a video last night of me deepthroating him until he came, just to make up for our lost footage.  Again, UNFORTUNATELY, I was wearing a baseball cap so each time  I deepthroat all you see is my stupid hat.  I like to hold my head down on him for minutes at a time and massage his penis with my throat movement, so all the camera shows is this dumb black hat.   GRRRR.  Like I said, we are 100% amateur.

Enjoy.

 

Our Naughty Friends Give Us a Photo Shot Out

Since we started fuckblogging.com we have met some freaky couples, crazy singles, and overall nice people.  Most of our socialization comes in the form of xhamster and twitter, so we have included with each photo their xhamster or twitter names.   We would love for other great singles and/or couples that enjoy our blog an stories to show us their creative side and send us their own photo shot out.   It can help cross promote your own twitter page as well as let some of our blog readers know how freaky and crazy our friends can get!

For the first man that can write http://www.fuckblogging.com on his penis I will do absolutely nothing for you, as God has already done enough.

You can submit a photo to our email via our contact page or post it on twitter with our name, @fuckblogging in the message.

100 Bottles of Sperm on The Wall, a 100 Bottles of Sperm

kohakuA Japanese porn actress, Uta Kohaku, who is known for looking strikingly similar to Atsuko Maeda, a wildly popular singer and former member of all-female idol group AKB48, has at least 100 fans that would give their lives to her. Well, at least help her give life to a new porn video she is working on.

As part of an upcoming porn film tentatively titled “Semen Collection 2,” Uta Kohaku asked her fans on Twitter to donate to the cause by sending in bottles of their own semen for inclusion in the film.  The actress received more than 100 bottles of sperm-filled plastic bottles in a 10-day period, each featuring the name of the dirty donator.

Kohaku appreciated the response she received and told her donating fans, “I will care for them as if it were my own child.”

Shooting for the film commenced Dec. 20 and there is no word on whether it will be released in the U.S. or what Kohaku will do with the donations after all the shooting is completed.  

 Source: RocketNews24

What Happens When 69 Turns 70?

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On December 27, 2012, a Florida woman was jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual 69 oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, according to the police report.

Jennie Scott, 50, was booked into the Manatee County lockup on a misdemeanor charge stemming from the 11 PM encounter in the Palmetto bedroom of Jilberto Deleon, 32. Scott has dated Deleon “for the last 5 years on and off,” according to a sheriff’s report.

Deputies were summoned to Deleon’s home by a witness who heard the couple arguing and saw Scott atop Deleon “punching and scratching him.” She also allegedly struck Deleon with a stick and threatened to hit him with a wrench before the tool was taken from her hand by the witness.

When questioned by a cop, Scott explained that she and Deleon “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Although Scott, who was very calm and relaxed, added that she “became upset and they began arguing.”

A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had “heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.” Scott struggled with deputies before being placed in a police cruiser, where she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.

Bail has yet to be set for Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated.”

In November, Raquel Gonzalez, also of Manatee County, was charged with felony domestic battery after beating her boyfriend following a sexual encounter during which he climaxed and she did not.

In 2010, a West Virginia woman was arrested after pulling a knife on two men who refused to perform oral sex on her at a motel.

Police report below:

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Source:  The Smoking Gun

Photo Shoots Gone Wild

Eggnog teardrops and pink balls

Eggnog teardrops and pink balls

Don’t let the title fool you. This blog will not end up with 18-year-old white girls flashing their titties to us on webcam for e-beads.  This blog is more of a warning for guys out there married to an Asian wife who has wild ideas and a slight case of OCD.  Do not start a month long photo shoot unless you mean it.

I remember starting the XXXmas photo shoot thinking it was going to be fun and something we do for like five minutes a day.   Boy, was I wrong.  In fact, after the first photo shoot of me aiming my penis at a cookie and letting my liquids flow, watching Venice eat the entire cookie, and then dipping my dick in milk as she sipped, I was satisfied.   Maybe I just wanted to see her eat my juices off a cookie, which was actually a first for us, I think.  I am not counting the time I came in her ice cream and watched her lick it off her spoon, because technically ice cream is not food.  It’s more of a frozen liquid.   Anyway, after the December 1, 2012 cookie photo shoot, I could have went on with the rest of the month and never touched a camera again.  However, Venice had different plans.

Tonight, I come home and Venice had purchased a half gallon of eggnog, a baby medicine dropper/mini baster, and two rolls of gift wrap.   As the night went on, I noticed she had taped two pink ornament/balls to each gift wrap, about seven inches down (Apparently Santa is the man!).   She put our life size Santa Claus upstairs and asked me to put on my Santa outfit.  A little tired, I asked if she was sure she wanted to do all that.  She excitedly motioned for me to hurry up.

So I walk upstairs and I see her down on her knees nude, placing the gift wrap near her mouth, giving our life size Santa a huge gift wrapper penis.  I laughed and thought it was extremely creative.  I set up the lighting, and spent the next ten minutes getting things focused and ready.  After a quick test run using the timer, I stood on the other side of Santa and we held our gift wrapper dicks in Venice’s face.  After she was satisfied with our positions, she asked me to grab the eggnog she had placed in her mini baster and squirt it on her.   Uncertain as to what she wanted, I put a little on her chin.  She looked at me and said, “Oh my God, is that how you cum on my face, Ryan?  Is that how Santa would cum on my face?  Blast me with it!”

I interrupted her and said, “Hopefully if Santa was to cum on your face it would turn into snow flakes in mid air, or possibly magic fairy dust with little elves dancing around your head singing Christmas carols before they nicely vanish leaving no mess at all.”

Venice rolled her eyes, ignoring my comment. “Squirt it all over my chest, my nose, and my eyes. Do it right.”   I did what she said, but was unsure about squirting the eggnog in her eyes so I didn’t.  I motioned like I was finished and tried putting the mini baster down.  She grabbed my arm and demanded, “My eyes, Ryan, make me cry eggnog sperm.”

Listen, although this blog was done tongue in cheek, when is the last time your wife asked you to squirt eggnog in her eyes, while mock sucking two Santa Clauses at once?

Exactly.