Alyssa Milano Releases A Sex Tape — Almost

alyssamilanoWhat were my first thoughts when I read: Alyssa Milano  Releases a Sex Tape?  

I thought, oh god, not her, not my my precious  Samantha Micelli.  Not my save a buck or two Eva Savelot.  Wasn’t Pathology or Poison Ivy already sex tape enough?  Plus she is so damn nice on twitter, I was beginning to Fear the worse. I bet she’d even retweet me if I asked nicely enough!  She is such a Charmer.

I will admit, I did grow up with her on Who’s The Boss.  Yes, we grew up together in more ways than one.  My childhood’s Deadly Sins. It was either Wendy Cooper from Wonder Years, Punky Brewster, Laura Ingalls from Little House on The Prairie, or Samantha Micelli from Who’s The Boss.  I won’t mention Saved By The Bell because even I threw myself for a loop with that one.  Oh Lisa Turtle, you chocolate princess, I don’t care if Screech would have fought me to keep you from me, you gave me my first taste of jungle fever.   Sex tape, rated r movie, or even a soft core after midnight Cinemax movie like Hugo Pool, our attention is yours… which was Alyssa Milano’s plan to begin with.  She pulls us in like the Embrace of the Vampire.

Oh Alyssa, if your annoying boyfriend laying in bed with rose petals surrounding him wasn’t enough, you just had to lean over and show us those glorious Eva Savelot breasts that have helped me numerous times save a friend a buck or two dialing 1-800-collect.  However, before I could get too comfortable and enjoy Alyssa’s Utopia Below, her huge foot accidentally knocks the camera into The Outer Limits so all we see is the evening news regarding Syria.   Honestly, I don’t know if this Celebrity Hoax Tape upsets the loyal Who’s The Boss fan base  more than it will upset them when they realize that instead of recording their hot and steamy session of throwing their covers around while sounding like a laboring farm animal,  they instead recorded that boring ass news broadcast.

If there was a hidden message in this video, I’d say it was Alyssa Milano isn’t showing what she has shown many times before.  One thing I do know, she didn’t do PETA any favors, because after hearing the audio of what it was supposed to sound like to have sex with her, I seriously want to eat an entire cow while it’s mooing in my ear.

I’m a little bit torn because I am unsure of whether I should put this in Sex News or Off Topic sections?  Alyssa, what would you prefer?  Tweet me sweetie.  @fuckblogging

V’s Weekly Wet Inbox – Is Swallowing While Deepthroating Dangerous?

deepthroating“I saw in a video you deepthroating your husband.  Supposedly you say he cums. How is the possible? Won’t it go into your lungs and give you pneumonia. Do you swallow or does it just disappear?”

I have done this enough times to know when my man cums, and I see it up close. I know when his dick gets extremely rock hard, he is about to cum within seconds. I know this because I can feel the hardness change as my throat gets tighter and there is less room for his dick to expand. I know when he gets goosebumps on his ass cheeks and inner thigh, he is about to cum or is already cumming. The point is, I know 30 seconds before he is about to cum, while he’s cumming, and when he’s done. I know a man’s body, or at least my man’s body. But I’m sure he’s not too different from most men in how their bodies react during an orgasm. During deepthroat, the penis goes down the esophagus, a muscular tube that extends from the neck to the abdomen and connects the mouth to the stomach, which does not lead or in any way connect to the lungs and do not pose a threat in contracting pneumonia.

Do I swallow the cum after the orgasm? In a way, yes, in that I am ingesting it. There is no actual swallowing motion because when his dick is pushed deep into my throat, my mouth and tongue are almost frozen in place, which also prevent me from breathing. However, I can make only the slightest muscle contractions in the very back of my throat which do less for swallowing and aiding the movement of the semen down the esophagus than it does for giving the dick a “blow job” feel. And, of course, the cum doesn’t just disappear. Like anything else you eat, it goes straight to your stomach where further processing of nutrients and vitamin commence.

I think the sexiest thing for me is knowing that I take his entire dick all the way down, cutting off my air supply, making my eyes water, and just knowing that in the end, my man shoots his load deep down into my throat. I can’t taste it because there are no taste buds that far back. I can’t feel an actual cum shot because of lack of nerve endings. This is probably one of my favorite (if not absolute favorite) position as I feel powerfess in a way that I have to trust my husband to not kill me with his dick and let me up for air. But it’s also empowering because I can turn the tables around on him by begging for more. The physical results are just as important as the symbolic

A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind – #ChivalryIsSexy Article by MsQuote w/ Ryan Bloggs:

Ms. Quote of A Good Woman’s Dirty Mind writes an excellent article, with input from Ryan, regarding chivalry. I believe this may be a series of interviews she has conducted with various couples regarding Chivalry, but I am unsure.  Follow her website for more information and updates.

Online, Nessa and Ryan, the married couple that pens Fuckblogging.com, candidly and explicitly share their sexual exploits in words, photos and videos. Personally, I love the way they communicate about sex. They’re an example for all couples.

After doing an email interview with Ryan, I got the impression that aside from and including their sex life that he and Nessa have a happy marriage offline. Perhaps not a perfect marriage, but a happy and solid marriage. While their marriage, like any marriage, takes effort on both parts, I’m really impressed with how Ryan holds up his end. Perhaps he doesn’t think himself as chivalrous, but I do.

For the rest of the article and interview, please check out Ms. Quote’s amazing website linked below:

http://agoodwomansdirtymind.com/chivalryissexy-ryan-the-male-half-of-fuckblogging-com/