Threesome Memoirs – I Fucked A Girl With A Strap On

strap on sexI’ve always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a woman.  And by sex, I don’t mean eating her out as I finger her. I mean putting on a strap on and full out fucking her.

Yesterday, I got to do just that

Ever since our last lunch date (The Naughty Lunch Break),  she and I have been texting each other trying to coordinate dates and times for another get together.  It’s tough because there are three of us have that have to get our schedules straight, not just two.  I told her about my fantasy of using a strap-on on her and she happily replied, “I want you to do that to me.”  Immediately my mind began to race thinking about doing this to her.

Throughout that morning, we had our own version of “porn tag,” sending pictures to each other of women with strap-ons.  I wasn’t for certain if she was ready for us to do this, but when she sent me a few live pictures of her own juices while she was at work, I knew.

It seemed as if we both were very anxious about our date because we arrived at our house much sooner than the agreed-upon time.  As we walked in the door I squeezed her butt cheek.  She looked back at me with a sneaky smile.  We didn’t speak more than a few words because we were eager and hungry to rip each others clothes off.  Ryan hopped in the shower to freshen up.  I immediately began kissing her and stripping off her blouse.  I unbuttoned her slacks and let them fall to the ground.  I grabbed both of her butt cheeks and felt how full my hands were.  For a slim woman, her ass is disproportionately bigger than the rest of her body and I couldn’t resist holding and squeezing. She kissed on my neck as I slid her red thongs down her thighs.

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A Day Off Turned Into A Month Off

Gamer coupleSo a day off turned into a week off.  Then a week off turned into a month off.  Looking at our blog in the last few months I have noticed that we’ve slowed down a whole lot.  There are a few reasons why, and I guess I will spend some time explaining a few. 

One, the topics of threesomes got a bit stale and since we are still currently hooking up with a few regulars there isn’t much else to say.  Regrets or problems?  None.

Two, we dealt with a problematic blog reader that seemed to enjoy drama.   Think, flirting online just to tease her husband and then trying to get caught flirting so she can see if her husband gets jealous.  Thankfully we navigate through those situations fairly easy.  Thank you middle school for teaching us how to deal with these types of things.  With our life and blog posted for the world to read, we’ve had to learn how to handle random situations that we never thought we’d have to deal with.  Although it is fun and exciting, we prefer to stay away from drama if at all possible.  For all future husbands and boyfriends, if your wife/girlfirend reaches out and flirts with us, check your wife/girlfriend, not us.  We aren’t going to filter out the crazies from the normal and we try to be friendly with everyone.   We aren’t your problem, your wife/girlfriend/or yourself is the problem.  Work on that.

I not only want to thank middle school but I’d also like to thank the block features on our server and on Twitter.  

Three, we didn’t want to bring the blog back full circle and start talking about our more vanilla lifestyle.  We’re unsure if our readers want to hear about Venice learning to deepthroat again or us having normal missionary sex each day.   Because yes, our sex life is actually extremely vanilla.  With each other, we’ve never really had limits, but hooking up with other girls doesn’t define us as who we are.  In life, in this blog, or in our love.  To me, as much as we have written about our experiences, a threesome is nothing more than foreplay.   I personally get a thrill from the experience of another person in our bedroom, but the only sexual satisfaction I get it when I am with my wife later.  Whether it be comfort, not really turning my mind on to the experience, or the fact I am driven by an emotional connection.  The only time I feel any emotional connection is when me and my wife kiss during a threesome or when we are alone together. 

Four, we both tend to go through different hobbies and phases together.  Right now, we are doing something else together that is the exact opposite of a sex blog.   We now take up all our free time playing games together on side by side PCs.   Yes, we’re gaming nerds.  We will leave a game and tell our gaming clan to give us a moment to freshen up or run some errands, go fuck each others’ brains out, possibly have a threesome, then log back in and raid a base together.  We used to chat back and forth about different blog articles or what sexy picture to take next, but now we chat back and forth about what game we are going to play and how we are going to take over the world.  It’s what best friends do.

So, what does all that mean?   I think we will bring the blog back full circle and focus on various topics, even if they seem a bit boring or vanilla.  However, we will still talk about the mental developments we’ve had dealing with a third person.  We’re still growing a lot.

I’d also like to start back with Wednesday Snapshots as those pictures have always been my favorites.