The other day a song came on from my list of songs on my phone: “Another Round” by Fat Joe f. Chris Brown. I hadn’t heard it in a while, so I let it play. I know that Chris Brown is the new R. Kelly (a.k.a. douchebag personified) and I’m not a huge Fat Joe fan either, but if I were to choose between the lesser of two evils, I prefer Chris Brown. I know, I know. But I can’t deny he has a soft, creamy voice which has basically been the soundtrack to my “How I learned how to deepthroat” sessions several years ago. He holds a special place in my playlist.
So anyway, we’re listening to the lyrics to “Another Round” and although I’ve heard it a hundred times, we noticed something a bit odd about young Chris Brown’s solo toward the end of the song:
“Girl you got that bomb thing, no I can’t resist
I’mma light some candles girl, then tie up your wrists
Then i’m licking chocolate right up off your stomach
Baby you ain’t had no freaky shit like this“
Ryan: Did he just call her vagina a thingy?
Venice: No, a bomb thing.
Ryan: I haven’t called a vagina a thingy since like 3rd grade.
Venice: So what are you saying?
Ryan: The line just feels wrong like, Girl you got that bomb private part I can’t resist.
Venice: Haha. Or more like, “Girl you got that bomb pee pee area I can’t resist.”
Ryan: “Girl you got that bomb yucky cootie place I can’t resist.”
Venice: Let’s light candles and eat chocolate yum yums.
Ryan: What grade was he in when he wrote this?
Venice: “Yeah, girl…do you like me? Circle 1 for yes and 2 for no. <3U4ever”
Ryan: “Girl, I wanna take you out to dinner…at Chuck E. Cheese’s and eat pizza til our sides hurt…”
Venice: “…and our arms go numb from playing skeeball a lot.”
Ryan: “I’m freaky girl…I’ll buy you chocolates and that Garfield candle with the Chuck E. Cheese’ tickets we win.”
Venice: “I wanna sit on the benches in the mall and engage is some massive heavy petting.”
Ryan: “You make my heart all warm like the Similac in my baba.”
Yes, we sang those lines as if they were the actual song lyrics. You try it.
P.S. Yes, they are in the video making sand castles.
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