Want To Spice Up The Bedroom? The List Cosmo Won’t Show

no cosmoThis is the list you will never see in Cosmopolitan.   These suggestions are not for women who are squirmish or still feel sex has a lot of dirty aspects.   I actually wouldn’t suggest these techniques to any woman who isn’t married and totally in love with her man.  However, our readers can decide for themselves if they want to give their lovers moments that they will never forget.   These are the moves that will make him say, “She was the wildest woman I have ever had in bed.”   Whether he stays with you forever, or he moves on, he will never forget you.

1. During sex while you are both sweating, stop him from fucking you and beg for him to stick his balls and ass in your face.  As you clean his body, make sure you announce to him that you are a dirty girl who loves licking the sweat off his balls and ass.  This is the technique that most women after you probably will never hear about or try themselves, but he’ll remember it forever.

2. Again, during sex as he is sweating and he is on top of you, lift his arms up and lick under them. His pheromones and body fluids should be driving you to him.  This is what love is all about.  If his forehead or neck is sweating, pull him towards you and lick the sweat off of him.  This is the type of thing that not only keeps you in your man’s mind forever, but it also wins his heart.

3. If you are riding your lover, demand that he opens his mouth so you can spit in his face.  Make sure you close his mouth physically after you spit in it and rub your spit all over his face and throat while you choke him.

4. If he is on top of you, demand that he spits in your mouth and face.  Again, if you are in love, this is nothing.  I suppose women feel this would disrespect them or they are a bit grossed out by the idea of some man spitting on them, but that is what separates you from the rest of the pack. Especially if you are in love, spit isn’t gross.  We kiss, we use it for lubrication, we share drinks, etc.  The idea may be out there, but this technique is what brings out the inner animal in a man.  Even if they would never have the nerve to ever do this without you demanding it, they will remember you forever.

5. During sex, loosen your ass up in front of him. Sticking your fingers in your own ass, then back in your mouth to taste yourself and wet your fingers. Again, digging in your own ass to show your husband you are loosening yourself up for him so he can fuck you there next is a huge turn on.  This is what makes legends.

6. During sex do not lay back and wait for him to cum inside you, think of creative ways to allow him to release his cum. This is one of the biggest moment for a man during sex, it what they fast forward to and watch no matter which porn scene it is.  They want to see their own cum shot.  If you beg for it on your face, and after he is done, rub your whole body with his semen like it’s lotion, this will have him thinking about your bedroom skills for the next 2 weeks.

7. After he cums inside your body, dig your fingers inside your vagina and eat his cum in front of him.  This not only shows you are the dirtiest woman he has ever been with, but it also says you enjoy tasting the mixture of your fluids. In essence, you are eating your sex.  It’s intimate and something most women just do not do.

8. After sex with him, no matter where is penis has been in your body, go down and put his dick in your mouth.  This is hard to do if you are a bit squirmish, but it is that one thing 99.9% of women just will not do.  Whether it be ass to mouth or vagina/cream pie to mouth, a man seeing a woman enjoy his dick after he is done will keep her on his mind forever.

9.  If you get your man to cum during a blow job, rather than swallowing or spitting, go to the untalked about option 3:  play with his juices to show him how much you enjoy him.  Do not just rub your fingers in it, instead, keep sucking his dick and eating his cum, then spitting it back onto his penis.  Eventually, with the build up of saliva and his cum, his crotch will be soaked with juices.  In the past I have called this the “Sloppy Joe.” Do this for as long as he is moaning and watching in amazement, then eventually clean up your mess.

10.  Urine play.  Use your imagination.  You can allow him to urinate while you deep throat, you can urinate while he fucks you to wet the bed, you can let him urinate in your vagina or ass just for fun, then let his fluids spray from your body.  Obviously these are all extreme examples, which is why you will never see this in Cosmo.  Use your imagination and challenge yourself to come up with ideas that have never been done.  This is the key to being the best woman your man has ever had in bed, or will ever had.