Usher is great. I like Usher. I don’t like him like him, but I like Usher. In the way I like Olive Garden: I don’t willingly and actively dine there on a regular basis and it’s not my favorite restaurant, but if we go there for an office luncheon, it’s pretty dang good.
One of my favorite Usher songs is “Good Kisser.” It’s a pretty innocent title. If my seven-year-old nephew were to sing it in a falsetto voice, I’d think he was pretty dang adorable. But as I played the 50 songs on my “most played tracks” playlist, this song was around song #28. Good kisser, eh? This song is not about people kissing. I really, truly think it’s about sucking cock.
I done been around the world, I done kissed a lot of girls […] and I bet a million dollars don’t nobody kiss it like you.
He’s telling us that he’s had a lot of girlfriends in the past (what a whore). And because of this, we’re led to believe that he is a great candidate, if not THE leading authority, for male promiscuity. When you’ve “been around the world” like he has, it’s hard to question him. So he’s “kissed a lot of girls,” a.k.a. got his dick sucked by them. But now that he’s with his current girlfriend, he is paying homage to her cut-above-the-rest dick sucking skills. That’s how it should be. Never put an ex or anyone in the past on a pedestal.
The devil is a lie, Them other girls can’t compete with mine.
The devil represents the collective women before her and the experiences with them. She’s self-conscious about competing with not just one of them, but all of them. But he’s quick to say they cannot compete with her:
You do it so good, you fuck my mind.
He praises her sexual skills, and she’s so good that he thinks about her all day; not only does she fuck him, but also his mind in that she’s on his mind all the time.
You pull it out, then you open wide.
Well, yea hahaha.
You make me wanna tap out and retire.
This is actually something that Ryan has said to me before, but it’s funny to actually hear it in a song.
Your pretty lips leave me so inspired, I think that she’s a winner, She could be a keeper. See, no need to worry.
Your dick sucking is so amazing, that you have become The One.
She’s such a good kisser, Got lipstick on my leg.
Now if this isn’t indicative that this song isn’t about mouth kisses, then I don’t know what is. Lipstick on his leg…does he mean third leg? I think so!
She’s such a good kisser, I’ma rain on this parade.
Ever put something in your mouth that was so good you say, “omg it’s like a party in my mouth!” A parade is party, and he wants to rain on it, meaning shoot his semen all over her mouth. So obvious.
This girl, she’s my hero, get dinero, euros, pesos, francs and yen.
When she puts her mouth on his dick, he is immediately transported into a bliss and it feels so good that he feels that it’s something that he would pay for. This is also something that Ryan has said to me. I guess super dick-sucking skills is a make-or-break decision when choosing the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. Trust me, it’s critical.
I’m starin’ at your barrel, Pull the trigger, chitty, chitty, bang bang.
After he has unzipped his paints and looks at his “barrel,” he wants her to “pull the trigger” and get him off.
The only thing I know, you give it to me, baby, with good flow.
His woman works hard to finish him. And he knows this. He appreciates it too. A great blow job is the “good flow.” She is probably the only woman who knows exactly how he likes it, the same way I know how my man wants it, i.e. craddling his balls, sucking on them, deepthroating with ball licking, etc. This is what makes a woman THE BEST to her man.
I can’t keep my control, Every time that I see you hit that floor.
When she hits the floor (getting on her knees to suck his dick), he knows it’s about to go down!
Kiss it good, kiss it right, Keep it up, we be kissin’ all night.
Etc. If he could, he would have her suck his dick all night, until he goes to sleep. And that’s exactly how he should feel, like he never wants it to end.