Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms of that week and share them with our readers. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.
Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real.
10. porn Subway sandwich comparison
Venice: This should make subway proud. I am glad people think of fuckblogging.com when it comes to porn and subway sandwich comparisons. I know the first thing I think of when watching porn is a meatball subway on rye bread.
Ryan: Well, there have been times I have watched a subway commercial and thought of Japanese bukkake scenes.
Venice: Great, now I am hungry.
9. if you fuck a woman in the ass can it come out of her pussy
Ryan: Apparently someone was trying to find out if it’s possible to fuck a woman in her ass and have his penis pop out of her pussy? Maybe if you are Captian Hook.
Venice: Well, technically if the penis has a severe curve that points down and the bodies are angled right…
Ryan: Oh no, the Asian girl is talking about angles and doing math. This may take a while.
8. pierced cock 2013 only
Ryan: I guess 2012 and 2011 weren’t great years for pierced cocks?
Venice: Is this like wine tasting? If so, I liked the taste of your 2012 pierced cock just as much as your 2013.
7. girl injecting libido in her ass
Ryan: Here at fuckblogging we like to call the libido being injected into a woman’s ass, sperm. And yes, semen in your anus has been proven to improve your moods and increase your sex drive.
Venice: Gay men figured this out a long time ago. It’s why they are so gay.
6. shed put a but pug in her ass
Venice: The shed did what to the but pug?
Ryan: I think they were searching for a dog house or something.
5. how to fuck ass effectively
Venice: Slowly we are changing the world, one search term by one search term.
Ryan: Hopefully this person learned how to fuck ass effectively after finding us.
4. little sister makes you eat your own cum
Venice: This fucking blog thing was your idea Ryan. Really, this is how people find us?
Ryan: I’m not taking the blame for this.
3. guy fucks throat of a guy until he pukes
Ryan: Yea, about that whole fuck my face til I puke thing, YOUR idea.
Venice: I see what you did there Ryan.
2. my little sister swallows my cum and my friends cum
Venice: I win.
Ryan: I see what you did there.
1. Asian with the longest cock