Random Moments: The Teabag Saga

teabagYesterday morning I walked into the bedroom and ask Nessa if she wanted to go out for lunch. Nessa excitedly said she did.  I cleaned up and got dressed.  As I came out of the bathroom I noticed Nessa was still lying in bed.  I told her that if she fell asleep I was going to teabag her.   She laughed and said she wasn’t going to go to sleep.  A few moments later she asked me to lay in the bed next to her for a second, she wanted to cuddle for a while before we left. I laid down in bed and she wrapped herself around me.  I immediately felt my jeans unzipping.  I am not wearing briefs so as soon as my zipper is down, she has a hold of my penis.  She gripped it with both hands tightly while laying on my chest and said, “You aren’t teabagging me.”

At this point, I realized I had been trapped.  Nessa was going to take a nap and there wasn’t anything I could do about it.  I was going to be stuck with my penis in her hands and her head on my chest until she woke up. However, I had different plans.  I decided to wait patiently, as this is a technique I had learned while camping in multiple games of Call of Duty: Black Ops, and attack when she least expected it. Camping and patience always gets you the kill and the teabag.  When her breathing gets heavy, I will slowly slide my cock from her grips.  Once free, Operation Teabag will be activated.

So that was my mission.

Her breathing began to get heavy and I decided to mobilize.  I slowly tried to pry her hands off my dick, but she woke up and readjusted her grip.

Mission Notes: Prying her hands loose is not going to be a good technique in this scenario.  Stealth mode deactivated.

Headquarters, what do you suggest?

Headquarters: We suggest that you do a quick clean jerk to free your cock.

That’s a roger headquarters, I will do a quick jerk and free my penis as soon as the target falls asleep.

Moments later, her breathing got heavy again.  I adjusted my body to make sure my angle and trajectory would be accurate.  I wiggled my body and jerked my penis away from her hands.  Before I could get the proper reverse hip thrust, Nessa tightened her grip and squeezed down on my cock so I couldn’t get away.  It felt like I ripped the ligaments of my penis off my pubic bone. The pain was intense and I was beginning to think that trying to escape was useless.  Operation Teabag was going to be a failure.  I wasn’t going to escape, and I was going to be stuck here until Nessa was done with her nap.

I laid there hopeless, depressed, half-dressed with my pants down to my lower thighs and my penis trapped in Nessa’s hands.  I felt like maybe if I just whined or cried that Nessa would feel sorry for me and let go. However, I resisted that urge and decided against being a total bitch. A real soldier mans up, licks his wounds, and pushes forward.

About 5 minutes after letting my ligaments heal, I heard Nessa’s breathing turn into a slight snore.  She was in deep sleep now and if I was ever going to escape, this would be the time.  I moved to the side slightly and her grip loosened up.  I felt my cock slipping out of her hands and I am finally freed!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dry teabagI slowly got up to my knees and climbed my balls over to her face. My sac was in full sag mode so I know it’s going to be a marvelous teabag.  I squatted over her face and slowly drop my sack onto her lips. She opened her mouth and I feel both of my balls warm and being sucked on.  I moaned a bit and fell to the side and started laughing.

“Ha!  You’ve been teabagged!”

Nessa responds, “No, that isn’t a teabag because I opened my mouth and sucked on them!”

wet teabagI was a bit stunned, as usually a teabag isn’t totally welcomed. You see, teabagging became popular during sleepovers or late night parties at your friends house.  The punishment for being the first to fall asleep was either having a bunch of cocks drawn on your face with a magic marker, or waking up to the smell of your friends musty balls on your nose and forehead.   If pictures were taken, that was a plus, but the group of friends witnessing the ‘nuts on your face’ the next day was usually the only proof needed for a successful teabag.  One thing is for sure, when teabagging your buddy, the option of him opening his mouth and sucking on your nuts was not redemption.  In fact, it just wasn’t even an option.  I responded back, “No, just because you opened your mouth doesn’t mean you weren’t teabagged, it just means you really tried to make tea.  You got teabagged, girl!”

She responded, “Well, I’ll just have to Google that, because I opened my mouth.”

“You can Google it all you want, opening your mouth isn’t an escape from the teabag.  Although I admit, it’s not something that usually happens when you teabag someone, it definitely is not a viable escape.  However, it does take teabagging to a whole new level of teabagdom, so you should be proud.”

“Yay!”  She responded.

teabag complete

Operation Teabag: Mission Accomplished.

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