Review: Realistic Vagina ( The Pocket Pussy )

$(KGrHqFHJBkFBRkuV0(lBRyPKrQ(yw~~60_12Unlike the Fleshlight, this realistic vagina is made to be taken out of its container. It’s more like a masturbation sleeve, not really a Fleshlight you can hold or shove between the matress.  Without knowing it was just a sleeve and only having experience with an actual Fleshlight (which this thing mimics, just much smaller), we originally tried the product by keeping it inside it’s container.  Dumb choice.  Here is the original review:

So, Venice and I have found the worst sex toy ever.  The pocket pussy. What started off as a simple curiosity, turned into me experiencing the midget’s version of a Fleshlight.  Worst toy ever. Honestly, the item comes from China so it’s possible it may be much more useful over there.  However, it really is too small for a guy with an average sized penis.  If you are over 5″ in circumference, getting your penis inside this thing is nearly impossible.  There just isn’t enough room for the flesh-like rubber to stretch inside the tube.  Multiple times while Venice gave me a hand job she would try to slide my penis inside the tube, and instead of going in the mini vagina slot (lubricated properly), it slide over top of it and slammed into the edge of the container.  Screaming and having flashbacks of slicing a few onions (Venice said I was crying but I don’t think that was the case) followed.  My advice to anyone thinking about buying a pocket pussy, stay away.  It isn’t worth the possible injuries.  If you are a teenager and on a dry spell, I’d suggest buying a loaf of bread and throwing some warm jelly in it.

Although I threw the product away, before I did I used it as a sleeve without the hard container.  As a sleeve, it is sloppy, but somewhat fun.   If you lube properly, you can slide your penis inside and just hold the material in your hand, rather than the container.  It’s like jacking off with a slinky.  This works fairly well.  You can watch your penis almost rip through the material (I am curved) if you stroke too hard (I now see what Venice’s vagina has to put up with), and also watch your cum shoot up through the little hole on top as you orgasm.  This was actually pretty cool.  A cum geyser.   I won’t change our overall review, but I will say I have seen some people use socks and other methods to “rebuild” the outside so it’s more solid and tight on the inside (much like it would have been if the container wasn’t too small).   However, if you are going to buy a masturbation product, spend a little extra and go with the Fleshlight.

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Realistic Vagina

Cost:  $9.32

Selling Points: 
Material: Medical grade silicone for masturbator part
+ ABS for cup part
G.W.: 0.31KG
Certifications: CE
Length: 16cm

Product Description: 
Feels like the real thing! Enjoys hours of sensual pleasure!

Amazon Reviews: 3.9 out of 5 (examples below)

Amazon User: Just Me (5 starson August 12, 2012
Can’t “beat it” for the price! 

I was hesitant to purchase this because of how reasonably priced it was. Then I got to thinking, for $11.99, I can’t go wrong. I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised. It’s a tight fit, but that’s how I like em. It’s not very long (deep) so if you’re an above average length, it’s probably not for you. Like I said, it’s a tight fit. I’m a little thicker than average and I have to work to get it in, but once it’s in…OMG! Don’t hesitate to pick one up…

Amazon User: Reed (5 starson January 12, 2015
Was a gag gift for a newlywed.

I didn’t buy this for myself, this was a gag gift for a friend and I do not intend to ask him about it’s performance. So I’ll tell you a single detail about this item that may help you with the purchase. The hole is a bit small, it does stretch immensely because of it’s material but it is very small, about an inch and a half, maybe. It felt very good around my finger, especially when I lubed it up with my saliva.  The item is very soft but slid out of it’s container fairly easy. Looking inside the tube it has a place to hold the material in place. I’m giving it five stars because at the wedding party we all had a lot of fun making fun of our newlywed friend. Sorry that the review isn’t as helpful as if someone had used it but hope some of the details help.

Amazon User: Luis Quinones (4 starson July 31, 2013
really good, its kinda small tho

The quality is great the only problem, is its kinda small about 6 inches.  but i dont need to get my whole dick in there to enjoy it

Amazon User: bob_tarheel “Bob” (3 starson June 24, 2013
it’s ok

it’s ok, but of coarse it’s not like the real thing. It’ll work while my wife on deployment. Ok bye

Amazon User: Quantum (1 staron March 23, 2015
The price has its reason. Low quality.

Low quality. It is written in the instruction you should throw it after one time use.
I guess you have too because after that it is defective.

We are not affiliated with the makers of Realistic Vagina and get no revenue from this review.  Our goal isn’t to make money promoting things in hopes you buy it, rather we are just sharing our review on a product we have tried and want to share with our readers.  We review items we buy ourselves or get sent to us as promotional products.   All reviews are just our opinions and experiences with the products.  

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